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(Pun-filled answers only, please.) Can a pro-mayonnaise person and an anti-mayonnaise person find true love and longterm happiness together?

Or is that spreading the whole mixed relationships idea a bit too thin?


Inspired by some of the comments on this thread: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/138890/could-a-very-sexy-and-very-flirty-woman-convince-randy-d-to-eat/view/post_id/971410







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Posted - October 7, 2022

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  • 2969
    LMAO - My honey doesn't like mayo but he likes melons so it all works out. 


      October 7, 2022 3:22 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      Hey, wait!


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      October 7, 2022 3:25 PM MDT
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  • 2969
    I knew it.  :  )
      October 7, 2022 5:41 PM MDT
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  • 52903
      October 23, 2022 8:21 AM MDT
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  • 9777
    Maybe the Mayo Clinic could cure the mayonnaise aversion. But I know that if I caught my partner eating a mayonnaise-free sandwich, I wouldn't hesitate to drop a dime on him.

      October 7, 2022 10:02 PM MDT
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  • 2969
    I'm a font person as well, love all of them.
      October 8, 2022 7:57 AM MDT
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  • 52903
      October 23, 2022 8:18 AM MDT
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  • 2969
    The font used on the side of the patrol car was photoshopped in.  An excellent job I might add. 
      October 23, 2022 1:47 PM MDT
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  • 9777
    No, it's not photo shopped. That is an actual squad car from the town of Sandwich,  Massachusetts.
      October 23, 2022 3:14 PM MDT
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  • 845
    Sandwich Police Department
      October 23, 2022 4:22 PM MDT
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  • 2969
    OMG, I stand corrected.  Is that where Randy D. keeps his harem?
      October 23, 2022 6:25 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      There are chapters located worldwide.



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      October 23, 2022 8:05 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

     You’re part of the problem, not part of the cure. Grrrrrrr.


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      October 23, 2022 8:17 AM MDT
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  • 16197
    Possibly, if their internet service is provided by AiOLi. It would still be a sauce of discondiment. This post was edited by Slartibartfast at October 23, 2022 8:19 AM MDT
      October 7, 2022 11:27 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      You’ve done it again, you Pun King you. 

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      October 23, 2022 8:20 AM MDT
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