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Randy D

A neighbor who complained loudly that he had way too many unregistered tildes has been declared missing and all of his tildes disappeared.

  Why do the police have ME sitting here in an interrogation room awaiting questioning? This is a waste of time; anyone who knows me can vouch that I have absolutely zero interest in tildes! They should be out there looking for the real perpetrator! Grrrrrrr.

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Posted - November 4, 2022
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  • 10662
    (*psst... you might want to tuck those loose tildes back in your pocket.  They might make you look ~guilty.*)
      November 4, 2022 8:21 PM MDT
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  • 3024
    Everyone knows you are the pied piper of Tildes and to question you first.
      November 5, 2022 4:32 AM MDT
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  • 53524

    Et tu, Brutus?
     I thought at least YOU would be on my side! Why did you rat me out? Why did you turn state’s evidence on me? They offered you immunity, didn’t they? I can’t believe that you’d roll over on me; you’re SUPPOSED to be my gun moll! Grrrrrrr. 


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      November 5, 2022 7:38 AM MDT
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  • 3024
    That would NEVER happen.  I'm your number one girl remember, always have your back.  Now about Jane, when are you going to giver her the Number 2 slot? 
      November 5, 2022 9:16 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      She never lets me get anywhere near her slot.



    :(

      November 5, 2022 11:16 AM MDT
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  • 3024
    hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA
      November 5, 2022 12:17 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    And where, pray tell, does one go to register tildes? This post was edited by Stu Spelling Bee at November 5, 2022 6:08 PM MDT
      November 5, 2022 1:02 PM MDT
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  • 3024
    To the State Tilde Registration Department.  You must have a history of using tildes wisely, fill out a questionnaire, pass a background check and submit two personal literary references stating they know you to be a worthy user of tildes.




     This post was edited by Honey Dew at November 5, 2022 10:48 PM MDT
      November 5, 2022 6:12 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    No road test requiring competence with driving tildes?
      November 5, 2022 7:09 PM MDT
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  • 3024
    No road test is necessary, unless you plan on taking the tildes out of the state, then it is another story.
      November 6, 2022 1:18 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Merci beau coup, mon amie. You’re the best gun moll I’ve ever had.


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      November 5, 2022 10:51 PM MDT
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  • 3024
    Why is Jane's name on the cover?  :   I
      November 6, 2022 2:39 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

    (Not the same Jane.)


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      November 6, 2022 7:10 AM MST
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  • 3024
    Well, ok then. 
      November 6, 2022 1:16 PM MST
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  • 13277
    beau coup beaucoup. You too? I thought Element was the only one who didn't know from compound words. Grrrrr.
      November 6, 2022 1:28 PM MST
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  • 16826
    The fake suicide note was a dead giveaway - it was grammatically PERFECT.
      November 6, 2022 1:24 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Hey, wait, I’m not the only person in San Diego who writes that way! Maybe he had been taking refresher courses at night school or something like that! Grrrrrrr.
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      November 6, 2022 2:16 AM MST
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