When dealing with a car dealer to buy a vehicle, what are some behaviors you simply will not accept? (Humorous answers, folks.)

One may buy a vehicle from an entity other than a car dealer, Stu. One may have an interaction with a car dealer other than purchasing a vehicle. 

You may want to consider retiring before IAB sanctions you for filing false charges. 

Of course. But the question specifies buying a vehicle from a car dealer. No mention of any other entity. The charges are not false, and Officer Randolph has yet to respond. He knows he's guilty.

Yes, vs. specifying buying a vehicle from an online seller or auction, for example. This is exactly why using 'car dealer' is not redundant, but specific and clarifying. 

We'll probably just have to agree to disagree on this one. 

 

  [Gracias. I think he knows when I just ignore him. If not, he may learn eventually. Lol.] 

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Ignoring it won’t make it go away. It’s against regular regulations to ignore your partner.

And what we a person do with a dealer except deal?

Indeed 

 

  Not to worry, mon amii; your grammar is impeccable to the point that you don’t even need correction.
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I won’t except it either. 

 

  You’re different, and quit trying to glom on. Grrrrrrr.


(Just kidding: your grammar is also great, but you’re still my sworn archenemy for other reasons. Grrrrrrr.)


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I take exception to that!

I ain't gonna accept that neither. 

 Hey, wait!

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  Wait, what do you carry around in the trunks of your cars? That’s why they’re so spacious, DUH!
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I want a virgin trunk for my dead bodies.  It ruins it if the previous owner also put dead bodies in there. 


This post was edited by Livvie at December 2, 2022 7:24 PM MST

 

  That’s common practice anyway, isn’t it?   (Grrrrrrrrrrr.)

 

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Some people think they are so slick, they try but I'm on to them. 

 

  But I’m not a car dealer! Oh, wait, you’re referring to the hypothetical situation in the question, not to me. Oops.

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