For those of you who get them, what is your main reason for getting massages? For those of you who do not, what is your main reason?

  Dang, those were my only two hopeful options with you! Now I’m back to the drawing board. Grrrrrrr.

  It’s long been my opinion that there should be a system allowing people who don’t have money for massages to pair off and work out a little somethin’-somethin’ together where they give each other massages, cost-free. I, for one, would certainly volunteer. (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.)

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  How many days shall I set aside?

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 I’ll make a note of it, but many of those dates and times are already booked solid . . . 

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 Heartbreaker! Just throw me on the heap with all the other guys you’ve made to suffer. (Sigh.)

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  I need an insurance policy like yours! Marry me and add me onto it, ok?

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  By which one or which ones? (I can’t ever keep track.)

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