Avast, Matey! Arrrrgh, the next annual “Talk Like A Pirate Day” isn’t until Sept 19th, but we can prepare early!
I’ll have that response from ye now, scurvy dog, or you’ll feel the cold steel o’ me cutlass guidin’ ya ta walk da plank for a awful short yet lightnin’ quick journey to Davy Jones Locker fer da rest o’ eternity! Bide yer time if ye like, ‘tis no skin off me nose iffen I run ya through an’ through er set ye adrift marooned, makes me no nevermind, arrrrgh. Ye lasses kin play too, ya know, der’s merriment ta be had by all!
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