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Humorous answers, please: she explained her personal rules to Randy D. What are the top 3 she stresses the most?

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Posted - December 29, 2022

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  • 2632
    Randys tildes cannot sleep in the same bed any longer, it's too crowded.

    He must perform a foot or back rub upon request, even if he is busy doing something else. 

    Randy can't complain if she decides to take advantage of him, any time, any where. 
      December 29, 2022 3:38 PM MST
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  • 51459

     

    (any where anywhere)

      December 29, 2022 7:26 PM MST
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  • 51459

    Accepted, accepted, and accepted.

    ~

      December 29, 2022 7:28 PM MST
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  • 2632
    hahaha, so happy to hear that, I thought the tilde request would be too much for you to bear.
      December 30, 2022 4:10 AM MST
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  • 43088
    Toilet seat down.
    Sandwiches only made at mealtime.
    Have a key to dun...sub-basement.
      December 30, 2022 9:22 AM MST
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      “I just don’t understand why he broke up with me! (Boo-hoo, sob, sniff.)”


    :(

      December 30, 2022 9:36 AM MST
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  • 9392
    1) Never expect to outrank the dogs. You'll only set yourself up for disappointment. 

    2) Foot rubs only go one way - I'm always the recipient. 

    3) If you complain about the sandwiches, there won't be anymore. 
      January 1, 2023 11:14 AM MST
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  • 43088
    Fix anymore before you know who sees it.
      January 1, 2023 11:19 AM MST
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  • 9392
    I did that just for him. 

    ;)
      January 1, 2023 6:06 PM MST
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  • 51459

     

      Tread carefully: you know where that kind of behavior can lead you.  Grrrrrrr.





      “I just don’t understand why he broke up with me! (Boo-hoo, sob, sniff.)”


    :(

      January 1, 2023 11:53 PM MST
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  • 51459

     

    (anymore any more)



     

      January 1, 2023 2:05 PM MST
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  • 9392
      January 1, 2023 6:17 PM MST
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