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Randy D

Humorous answers, please: if you were to invent a new medication, what would it be?

 

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Posted - December 30, 2022
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  • 448
    If you are happy with your hair at the time, a treatment that keeps the growth at that point for an extended time.
      December 30, 2022 4:15 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Great idea; I love it!
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      December 30, 2022 8:31 PM MST
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  • 10052
    I'm not giving Big Pharma any ideas! They are known for inventing conditions that they've got just the pill for. 


      December 30, 2022 6:49 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Great point, I hadn’t even thought of that angle. 

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      December 30, 2022 8:34 PM MST
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  • 44649
    Damitol...for grumpy old men. It keeps us grumpy.
      December 30, 2022 7:30 PM MST
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  • 10052
    Good one!
      December 30, 2022 7:38 PM MST
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  • 16826
    A cure for Karenism. No, you can't speak to the manager.
      December 30, 2022 7:46 PM MST
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  • 53524
    LOL!
    Get this man a government* grant immediately! Pour as much cash* as possible into Research and Development for whatever he needs! Contact the Patent Office and expedite his case for fast-track approval as soon as he has the product ready so that there’s no delay in getting the first specimens to roll off the assembly lines!






    *Australian dollars, of course. (Cough, cough.)
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      December 30, 2022 8:30 PM MST
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  • 17613
    Make the taker temporarily invisible.
      December 31, 2022 10:56 AM MST
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      December 31, 2022 4:51 PM MST
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  • 53524

     


      Oops, sorry. I took the pill and it seems to have been quite efficient. You’re a genius scientist!
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    This post was edited by Randy D at January 2, 2023 3:48 PM MST
      December 31, 2022 5:46 PM MST
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  • 17613
    YES, THAT'S WHAT I WANT!!!  What is it called?  AND, how did you find this absolutely appropriate GIF?  It's very cool.  Don't you love streets with big trees on both sides?  Sorry, I drifted..
      January 1, 2023 1:40 PM MST
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  • 53524

    “AND, how did you find this absolutely appropriate GIF?”




      All I can say to answer that is that I calls ’em as I sees ’em.
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      January 2, 2023 10:46 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      I have a proximately 275 photos saved and at least 50 gifs. In addition to the ones I have saved, I also search for new ones that are specifically appropriate to whatever post. I am submitting at the time. I also have a lot of time on my hands to do that searching so I try to make them as specific as possible. Thank you for noticing. 



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      January 2, 2023 12:44 PM MST
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  • 1502
    A pill that amplifies people's own voices, but only inside their heads.
      December 31, 2022 4:50 PM MST
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  • 53524
    LoL, devious!
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      December 31, 2022 4:51 PM MST
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  • 11087
    I would like to develop a drug to address the outbreak of Correctile Dysfunction on this site. While this condition can be managed with lifestyle changes, some of those afflicted apparently need additional help.
      January 2, 2023 6:50 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      I’m right behind you, I agree with you completely! This is a great idea; just think of all those people who keep committing numerous and repetitive grammatical errors, heck, if they took your suggested pill, the problem with a resolve self over time! I’m so glad you are on top of this issue, and that you’re brainstorming for a remedy. I’m nominating you to the Nobel Peace Prize Committee right now for consideration in next year’s awards.

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      January 2, 2023 7:55 PM MST
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  • 11087
    I'd correct your wrong impression,  but I'm heavily medicated.
      January 2, 2023 11:52 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Sounds like a great time for me to drop by!

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      January 2, 2023 11:56 PM MST
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