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Why haven't I seen a UFO when others have seen them multiple times?

I'm going to write a book; Ghosted by Aliens, my lifelong pain and trauma with resulting PTSD.  

Posted - March 11, 2023
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  • 10466
    Because you're not smoking the right kind of weed. 
      March 11, 2023 9:23 PM MST
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  • 16240
    Your astigmatism isn't severe enough to mistake a Chinese spy balloon for a flying saucer.
      March 11, 2023 11:47 PM MST
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  • 9874
    You probably saw too much when the aliens abducted you. So, after completing their probes, they erased your memories and released you.
      March 12, 2023 7:47 AM MDT
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  • 44229
    I'm sure there are lawyers that will handle your case.
      March 12, 2023 10:48 AM MDT
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  • 2967
    There is only one lawyer I want but he has made himself unavailable. 
      March 12, 2023 6:43 PM MDT
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  • 13257
    You obviously haven’t done enough drugs.
      March 12, 2023 6:54 PM MDT
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  • 10514
    Maybe it is just a matter of not being in the right place at the right time. Are there many UFO sightings in your area? Cheers!
      March 12, 2023 8:03 PM MDT
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  • 7776
    Because you're probably not smoking dope.
      March 12, 2023 8:24 PM MDT
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