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Why would someone offer to provide me with coffee and cigarettes knowing full well I don’t imbibe in either one of those things? Grrrrrrr.

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Posted - March 13, 2023

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  • 23641

    They know I'll share some of what really counts.

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      March 13, 2023 12:58 AM MDT
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  • 3024
    You can use them to buy your way of of there. 
      March 13, 2023 5:02 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      You’re smart!
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      March 13, 2023 8:03 AM MDT
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  • 44649
    You can trade the smokes for favors.
    Imbibe is for liquids, no cigs.
      March 13, 2023 10:58 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Good idea! Let the favors begin!



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      March 13, 2023 2:07 PM MDT
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  • 11087
    Maybe they were out of mayonnaise and guacamole. 
      March 13, 2023 8:14 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

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      March 14, 2023 7:24 AM MDT
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  • 16826
    Offering that to head off your request for tildes, sammiches and Jane's whereabouts.
      March 14, 2023 12:22 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      I can’t be swayed by red herrings such as those. My searches continue.


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      March 14, 2023 7:23 AM MDT
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