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If you dropped your toothpaste, would you be Crestfallen?

Posted - March 14, 2023
Tag : Awful puns

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  • 53503

     

      If I Gleemed it to be merely accidental, I’d just brush it off and go on living. I just might make a plaque in honor of my ability to pick which battle to fight.
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    This post was edited by Randy D at October 7, 2024 11:29 PM MDT
      March 14, 2023 9:34 AM MDT
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  • 3700
    I Aim to always hold onto my toothpaste.  
      March 14, 2023 12:17 PM MDT
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  • 2128
    If you eat enough of your Crest toothpaste would you be buried soon without further haste? This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at October 7, 2024 11:29 PM MDT
      March 23, 2023 8:49 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Maybe, even though I considered attending Colgate University, where my brother happens to work.
      March 23, 2023 11:17 PM MDT
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