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Do you plan your jokes in advance?

We are thinking about moving to a smaller place in Parksville. So I have started packing up a few things. On one of the box's I wrote - Bob's fancy underwear. I think it is going to be a real hoot watching the movers carry that box to the truck. Cheers!

Posted - March 20, 2023
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  • 10993
    I've been known to set up jokes , but never that far in advance. I think the movers will give you some funny .oops! I would be more likely to write 'pillows' on a heavy box of books, but that would probably backfire. 
      March 20, 2023 11:52 AM MDT
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  • 11101
    The trouble with me making a joke in advance is I will keep thinking on how I can make it funnier and I will spare no expense trying to do so. I have already though about what kind of gay apparel I should dawn on moving day - maybe I'll buy a Village People t-shirt. Or maybe I will buy a bunch of granny panties - put them in the Bob's fancy underwear box -  sabotage the bottom of the box - then when the movers pick up the box the granny panties will fall on the floor and I will say - those aren't mine. Cheers!
      March 20, 2023 1:29 PM MDT
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  • 2999
    I'm not a player of jokes; trying to make a fool of someone else.  I have been known however to gift a nice surprise from time to time, something the person appreciates.  This post was edited by Honey Dew at March 21, 2023 1:38 PM MDT
      March 20, 2023 12:33 PM MDT
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  • 3700
    I'm not a practical joker.  The only time I did that was when The Beatles had a contest giving away tickets to one of their concerts.  One of my sisters was a big fan and I sent her phony tickets to the concert telling her she won.  She was so excited, but when I told her it was a joke, she cried for two days.  I felt so bad that I never played another practical joke again.
      March 20, 2023 2:10 PM MDT
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  • 2999
    Admirable!
      March 20, 2023 2:47 PM MDT
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  • 3700
    No, it wasn't admirable - it was a mean thing to do and I regret it to this day.
      March 21, 2023 11:48 AM MDT
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  • 44602
    I have wanted to place boxes of condoms in old ladies' shopping carts.
      March 21, 2023 1:40 PM MDT
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  • 844
    You just try that Mister and you'll end up with a box of tampons in yours!

    Don't forget that old ladies weren't always old!!
      March 21, 2023 5:44 PM MDT
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  • 44602
    I have purchased tampons and pantie liners many times.
      March 22, 2023 7:12 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    No, it's usually a spur of the moment type of thing and never has ill-intent. 
      March 21, 2023 4:14 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    Nah, I just wing it. This post was edited by Zack at March 23, 2023 5:02 PM MDT
      March 21, 2023 5:46 PM MDT
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  • 3063
    I was heard of find one funny thing happened when I went out with them on a (long) vacation someplace.
      March 29, 2023 7:21 PM MDT
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