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Nanoose

What do you think Donald Trump smells like?

I think he smells like a rotten KFC drumstick - that is in a fish canning factor - that was built on top of a old sulfur mine. Cheers!

Posted - May 11, 2023
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  • 10993
    You're probably correct, but he tries to cover it up with this or one of the other men's colognes that he sells. This one is $115 USD, if you're interested.

      May 11, 2023 12:54 PM MDT
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  • 11101
    Yeah I might get one for a gag gift. I'll empty the Trump cologne from the bottle. Then I will fill it back up with boiled skunk cabbage root juice and put it back in the box. Then I will give it to a Trump supporter I know and when he smells it I will say - I told you Trump stinks. Cheers! 
      May 11, 2023 4:36 PM MDT
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  • 16763
    Given that "trump" is English slang for "fart", I'll go with that.
      May 11, 2023 6:40 PM MDT
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  • 11101
    Beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you Trump. Cheers and happy weekend!
      May 12, 2023 9:48 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    I'll go with urine. Whether his own or that of a prostitute is debatable. 

    One thing for sure... I never want to be close enough to find out!

    Cheers! 
      May 12, 2023 4:24 AM MDT
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  • 11101
    Yeah when you have a tiny package you are bond to dribble on yourself. Cheers and happy weekend! This post was edited by Nanoose at May 12, 2023 8:53 AM MDT
      May 12, 2023 8:52 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    Aw, man... I don't want to think about that! I was referencing his obvious use of disposable undergarments in that tennis photo! 
      May 12, 2023 7:11 PM MDT
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  • 3699
    Unwashed socks.
      May 12, 2023 9:19 AM MDT
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  • 11101
    I don't know about that because Trump probably wears pantyhose so he would smell like dirty pantyhose with a hint of lint. Cheers and happy weekend! This post was edited by Nanoose at May 13, 2023 8:14 AM MDT
      May 12, 2023 9:26 AM MDT
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  • 3699
    LMAO ... thanks for the laugh. :)  Have a great weekend.
      May 13, 2023 8:14 AM MDT
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  • 11101
    I think Trump also smells of failure. And I hope more and more Republicans start to smell it and drop him like a hot turd before he destroys their party. Cheers and happy weekend
      May 12, 2023 11:06 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    Seriously? I doubt you really care what happens to the Republican party.
      May 12, 2023 11:58 AM MDT
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