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Humorous answers please. What might be an absolutely terrible way to decide on which name to give to a newborn baby?

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Posted - June 19, 2023

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  • 10494
    Throwing a pot/pan out the window and using the sound it made as the name for a kid.  
      June 19, 2023 5:58 PM MDT
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  • 52995

     

      Hey, wait a second, Shuhak! That’s how they came up with Randall D Randolph! What are you saying, man? What’s wrong with that? Grrrrrrrrrrr. 

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      June 19, 2023 6:26 PM MDT
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  • 1422
    Chat GPT suggests Aria, which I think is a very nice name. 

    How about this: go to your local bar, find someone inebriated and buy them another drink, then ask them to sing the national anthem. Base the baby's name on the fifth adjective that tumbles out of their mouth, and hope that it's not "perilous."
      June 19, 2023 6:30 PM MDT
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  • 5453
    Give the baby a name that means horny in British English. 
      June 20, 2023 8:32 AM MDT
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  • 52995

     

      Hey, wait!

      June 20, 2023 8:47 AM MDT
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