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Butler, maid, gardener, chef, valet, private secretary, housekeeper, . . . Which others?

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Posted - July 7, 2023

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  • 8214
    Pool boy. 
      July 7, 2023 4:39 AM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      You rang, Miss Boss Lady?

      

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      July 7, 2023 9:46 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    Yes, sure did, bring your bad self over here, I need you to clean my pool, ASAP.  
      July 7, 2023 11:38 AM MDT
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  • 53502

     


      Just please be gentle with me; it‘s my first time.

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      July 7, 2023 12:50 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    hahahaha silly boy.  
      July 7, 2023 1:17 PM MDT
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  • 2127
      July 8, 2023 2:43 PM MDT
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  • 2127
    Medic. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at July 8, 2023 3:49 AM MDT
      July 7, 2023 10:38 AM MDT
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  • 10993
    Bodyguard 

      July 7, 2023 11:05 AM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      Whoa, wait a second! There’s really no need for security personnel, everything is fine around here, quite peaceful and tranquil!


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      July 7, 2023 2:07 PM MDT
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  • 10993
    I just want it to stay that way.
      July 7, 2023 2:14 PM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      But how will I get in? How am I expected to get close to you? When will you and I ever be alone and have private time together with a bunch of bodyguards hovering . . . Oh, hold on! I think I just got it! You want it that way! You don’t want me here at all! I’m horrified! How could you, how dare you! Grrrrrrrrrr.
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      July 7, 2023 3:17 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Well, ExCuSe me, will you EVER stop chasing Jane S?  I take it all back, you cannot come and stay with me, you've overstepped the line mister. 
      July 8, 2023 3:52 AM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      Baby, you’ve got me all wrong, this isn’t what it looks like, I can explain, there’s really nothing going on here, Jane S is just a friend, she and I joke around a lot with no real intention of getting together, she means nothing to me, I can stop seeing her in a second if that’s what you want me to do, . . . Oh, the journal you found with all my notes about my undying love for Jane S and plans for a future with her, the doodles of me endlessly writing her name with my surname behind it, the maps of her daily and weekly routines, the collage of photos I’ve taken of her from afar with the long range lens, those upcoming airline tickets and the frequent flyer miles to Minneapolis, er, um, well you can’t expect me to just go cold turkey, can you?  Grrrrrrr. 

     


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      July 8, 2023 9:07 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    LMAO, my feeling are hurt, I thought you were stalking me and I liked the attention.  Now I find you are stalking another, that hurts. 
      July 8, 2023 11:38 AM MDT
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  • 53502

     

     “Stalking“ is such an ugly word, my Dear. We here at Randall D Randolph and Associates prefer the term “expressing a keen interest from afar”.  After all, it’s what you and Jane and all the other women hired me for and it’s why you hired me to do it, correct?  The wanton lust that I show for you certainly strokes your ego in the way that you sought when you signed the contract with me, right?


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      July 8, 2023 2:34 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    I did, and you also signed mine.  If you remember; No other women, you can't complain if you feel smothered by my attention or are unhappy with the samiches I make you.  

      July 8, 2023 3:50 PM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      Wait, I have no memory whatsoever of any such “forsaking all others” clause in that contract of yours! Are you sure you didn’t distract me with sammiches as I was signing that day, and you had me in the weeds of the small print, tricking me into agreeing to things without full knowledge of the obligations? Grrrrrrr. 


     

      July 8, 2023 6:07 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    I would never trick you about anything unless it was a surprise birthday party.  We need to have a meeting and review the contracts together.  I recommend the "No Tell Motel" tomorrow around 9 pm sound good? If there is any discrepancy we will have to pound out the agreement together. 

      July 9, 2023 4:45 AM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      Whew! Im glad you’re willing to reconcile! You’re right: you show me yours and I’ll show you mine. We can cover the ins and outs of the arrangement, I hope you don’t mind that I really like to take my time with these sorts of things from top to bottom, it’s just that with such a late start, there’s a possibility it will be an all-nighter. (Cough, cough.)



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      July 9, 2023 8:08 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    An all-nighter for sure, there is much to cover.  (cough cough)
      July 9, 2023 9:45 AM MDT
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  • 17592
    Maintenance and grounds manager
    Pool guy
    Trainer
      July 7, 2023 12:45 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Dogwalker
      July 7, 2023 7:10 PM MDT
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  • 13277
      July 7, 2023 7:54 PM MDT
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  • 44600
    Concubine.
      July 7, 2023 7:50 PM MDT
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