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But what if they flake out on you someday? I might need to stop by just in case you need someone!
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Hey, wait a second! Dang, who would have thunk that New York is just as difficult a location for me to get into as Minneapolis, and who would have thunk that good old Randy D would be aced out by the competition one day? I’m supposed to have carte blanche in both of those places, it’s practically written in stone, just like a contract! Grrrrrrr.
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Wait, what? You arranged for my death and yet you’re going to be paying all of my taxes? None of this makes sense. Grrrrrrr.
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