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Looking at the company’s records, and based on the invoices in your name, you order those things by the bagful! Why so many?


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Posted - July 28, 2023
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  • 13277
    Tildes? Speak for yourself.
      July 28, 2023 2:30 PM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      So you deny that you’re working as an agent of Randall D Randolph, even though investigators have already established connections between the two of you?



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      July 28, 2023 8:54 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    We are going to have a sales contest.  The regional sales manager with the highest regional increase can distribute them to those who excelled.



     This post was edited by Art Lover at July 29, 2023 8:32 AM MDT
      July 28, 2023 6:45 PM MDT
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      Smells like a kickback scheme to me! I’m calling in the authorities!


      (Unless, of course, you’re willing to let me in for a cut. Cough, cough.)

      

      July 28, 2023 8:40 PM MDT
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      We can determine the terms for the remainder at our usual spot.  :  )     This post was edited by Art Lover at July 29, 2023 8:32 AM MDT
      July 29, 2023 4:06 AM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      Wait, only ONE DOLLAR increments? Ok, but that means if we start now and you pay me a dollar for every minute we “meet”,


    it sure will take you quite some time to finish paying me off . . .





    (But I’m not complaining, of course.)
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      July 29, 2023 7:16 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    Hummm, first proposal,  I'll have to check with my financial advisor  an individual named as Special Counsel shall be a person with a reputation for integrity and impartial decision making, and with appropriate experience to ensure both that the investigation will be conducted ably, expeditiously and thoroughly, and that investigative decisions will be supported by me, this would be my BFF.  I'll get back to you...)  :  )

    He took an online Google course directed at those who want to represent themselves.  He's very good. 






     This post was edited by Art Lover at July 29, 2023 1:46 PM MDT
      July 29, 2023 10:06 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    After meeting with my special council here are our calculations, if they are correct. Giving you 8 hours (480 minutes)of sleep a night (being generous) and 4 hours (240) minutes a day to eat, shower and take care of mother nature that leaves 720 minutes a day to pay off your debt. It would take 19 years for you to pay in full. I can live with that.  Of course if you take a vacation or day sick days off the years would increase.  After careful consideration SC and I decided that romantic dinners, fireside chats, walks on the beach or travel time to exotic places would all count toward your minutes. Let's finalize this ASAP, if you are in agreement.

     


     This post was edited by Art Lover at July 30, 2023 7:48 AM MDT
      July 29, 2023 7:21 PM MDT
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      July 29, 2023 9:25 PM MDT
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  • 8214
      July 29, 2023 9:34 PM MDT
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  • 44602
    Because they are delicious.

      July 29, 2023 8:35 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    I sure could go for a cream filled maple bar or jelly filled sugar or a cream filled something right now. OR, a double chocolate donut with coconut sprinkles, an old favorite.  :  )


     This post was edited by Art Lover at July 29, 2023 3:54 PM MDT
      July 29, 2023 10:20 AM MDT
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  • 16763
    They fetch an amazing price on the black market, that's why.
      July 29, 2023 10:35 PM MDT
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