Er, um, may I make a suggestion to you two? (Cough, cough.)
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Pssssst. I can get you a discount. Just tell them you know me, but don’t “big time” me, keep it on the down-low. Shhhhhh. (Grrrrrrr.)
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No comment.
(This is just in case the authorities have their teams out and about monitoring me, yet again. Grrrrrrr.)
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