Now that Trump is the new President, will your farts be louder and smellier as a protest?

Years ago, I worked at this newspaper distributor. The only source of heat during winter was a big old iron potbelly stove. They kept it going with all the scrap newspapers. Anyway, this big old fat kid with a big azz leaned against the stove and let go a major fart. His pants went up in flames as the methane fart caught the flame. Sizzle!

I think that kind of comment would come from his faction.

You fit right in.