It's on a Christmas card I received last year. I still can't make sense of it.
Not one, but two, count them, two correct uses of the word “its”. I might consider eloping with this woman.
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Minneapolis appears to be the only place we cannot go to, unless of course you’re willing to campaign for me there and speak in my favor in convincing “someone” to have a change of heart.
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I’ll be right there!
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I see a disturbing lack of sandwiches or of any sandwich-making materials. I’d like to speak with the manager, please. Grrrrrrrr.
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