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Danilo_G

The person you love most says you should try online dating. Who would that be, and what would you do?

Humorous & kind answers welcome.

Posted - January 9
Tags : dating love Romance

Responses


  • 17592
    No he would not.   Any other answer would be ridiculous.
      January 9, 2024 8:53 AM MST
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  • 1498
    Why not regale us with the ridiculous? 

    Do you ever fantasize about what you'd be capable of if he said he should try it? This post was edited by Danilo_G at January 10, 2024 12:20 PM MST
      January 9, 2024 11:19 AM MST
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  • 53502

     

      Someone is trying to get rid of you, Danilo_G.
      Grrrrrrrrr.

      ~

      January 9, 2024 9:10 AM MST
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  • 53502

     

     Clearly she’s been hypnotized by some evil, spiteful people. She’ll come to her senses soon. Grrrrrrrrrr.


      ~

      January 9, 2024 9:13 AM MST
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  • 1498
    Thank you, buddy. In the meantime, got any suggestions?
      January 9, 2024 11:22 AM MST
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  • 53502

     

      Pick one:


      ((((But only ONE! I can’t have you getting greedy. Grrrrrrrrr.))))
      ~

      January 10, 2024 12:22 PM MST
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  • 1498
    I'm not falling for this... Show me the ones you keep in the back!
      January 10, 2024 6:12 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

      I’ll need all of your financial account numbers, usernames, and password information first, please. (Cough, cough.)
      ~

      January 10, 2024 7:55 PM MST
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  • 10993
    The person that I love most is myself. Since I always give sound advice, I would consider it carefully. Then I would probably tell myself, that it's not a good use of my time.
      January 9, 2024 12:31 PM MST
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  • 1498
    Does that go for dating in general? I don't mean to be intrusive, of course, but... why do you keep strutting your stuff around here?
      January 10, 2024 12:53 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

      Leave her alone, let her strut, let her strut! Grrrrrrrr. 


    ~

      January 10, 2024 4:59 PM MST
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  • 10993
    I'm not strutting, but it's hard to keep this pulchritude under wraps. 
      January 11, 2024 12:03 PM MST
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  • 1498
    Please forgive me, I had no idea. What do the doctors say? Is there any medication for that?
      January 11, 2024 12:20 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

      Doctor Randy D Randolph has been sent in to examine the patient. This may take a while, please don’t wait up. (Wink, wink.)



      ~

      January 11, 2024 2:39 PM MST
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  • 10052
    I like Jane's answer, I think I'll concur with her. 

    As for you, I'm sure your mom normally gives you excellent advice, but I wouldn't take it this time.  
      January 10, 2024 4:16 AM MST
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  • 1498
    How come both you and Randy assume this is about me? Anyway, solid guess. I think mom's just afraid someone on AM might bag me. 

    Happy 10,000th! Don't let me talk too much about how well-rounded you are!
      January 10, 2024 3:29 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

      It’s always all about you.  Grrrrrrrr.


     ~

      January 10, 2024 4:56 PM MST
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  • 1498
    Come on, level with me -- you're thrilled I wrote the words "you and Randy." Just expected you to say they're in the wrong order!
      January 11, 2024 4:15 AM MST
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  • 53502

     

     There’s nothing wrong with the order in which you listed the second and third person singular forms there. Had you written something such as “me and Randy”, I would have been all over it like a peel on an orange. (Grrrrrrrr.)

      
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    This post was edited by Randy D at January 12, 2024 3:32 AM MST
      January 11, 2024 6:52 AM MST
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  • 1498
    Write something on the board, and be quick! Before that criminal you-know-what shows up and says it's an accurate representation of our intellectual content!
      January 11, 2024 12:26 PM MST
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