The person you love most says you should try online dating. Who would that be, and what would you do?

Why not regale us with the ridiculous? 

Do you ever fantasize about what you'd be capable of if he said he should try it? This post was edited by Danilo_G at January 10, 2024 12:20 PM MST

Thank you, buddy. In the meantime, got any suggestions?

 

  Pick one:

  ((((But only ONE! I can’t have you getting greedy. Grrrrrrrrr.))))
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I'm not falling for this... Show me the ones you keep in the back!

 

  I’ll need all of your financial account numbers, usernames, and password information first, please. (Cough, cough.)
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Does that go for dating in general? I don't mean to be intrusive, of course, but... why do you keep strutting your stuff around here?

 

  Leave her alone, let her strut, let her strut! Grrrrrrrr. 

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I'm not strutting, but it's hard to keep this pulchritude under wraps. 

Please forgive me, I had no idea. What do the doctors say? Is there any medication for that?

 

  Doctor Randy D Randolph has been sent in to examine the patient. This may take a while, please don’t wait up. (Wink, wink.)

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How come both you and Randy assume this is about me? Anyway, solid guess. I think mom's just afraid someone on AM might bag me. 

Happy 10,000th! Don't let me talk too much about how well-rounded you are!

 

  It’s always all about you.  Grrrrrrrr.

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Come on, level with me -- you're thrilled I wrote the words "you and Randy." Just expected you to say they're in the wrong order!

 

 There’s nothing wrong with the order in which you listed the second and third person singular forms there. Had you written something such as “me and Randy”, I would have been all over it like a peel on an orange. (Grrrrrrrr.)

  
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This post was edited by Randy D at January 12, 2024 3:32 AM MST

Write something on the board, and be quick! Before that criminal you-know-what shows up and says it's an accurate representation of our intellectual content!