A- Shout "LET'S GO CHAMP!!"
B- Call the Mythological Creature Control hotline and let them take care of it
C- Throw some meat at the big, hairy sasquatch to see how he/she reacts?
D- Find the worst kind of camera you can find, and take the worst picture of all-time to post online as "evidence". 
Invite it in for dinner :)
Start looking around for either Alan Funt or Durward Kirby.
I would bring him Bigsocks!
I'd share a snickers bar with it because you know you're not you when you're hungry.
I'd tell MissusOgynist that her mother was here.
Call the police.
Make a Youtube account. See how long it took for anyone to even suggest that it might be real.Â
Shout LET'S GO CHAMP! lol xD
I would find an old 110 camera with grainy film and create a blurry image by running while I made the image!
I still used one of those....
Get him to help me pull my John Deere out of the ditch..
keep him as a pet
I would ask him to stamp holes in the ground until he uncovered the oil wells I heard might be there. Lol:)
Shoot him with a tranquilizer dart, tie him up, and be the first human to ever find and capture one, let alone find a bone of one, or dead body of one, lol. I guess when they die their bodies and their bones magically disappear, Whoa!
Right! lol
LET'S GO CHAMP!! LOL!!
Best answer!
Wasn't expecting an answer like this! lol 
Like totally put it on SnapChat and Vine.
Invite him inside; it's hot out there!
