Stu, I’m pretty sure I’m having some kind of mental breakdown today, so let’s just say this is a music question and post a friggin song about a spider. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Offer it a job. They're the best pest control you can possibly get.
I hope everybody who harms spiders gets bitten by a million mosquitoes, they deserve to be. Except Sydney funnel-web spiders, they're jerks. Most spiders will only bite if they're threatened, a human is far too big to eat. A funnel-web will charge you from across a room because he can. Yes, definitely "he" - the girls stay in their holes, the boys wander around looking for mates.