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HEY WAIT! THIS JUST ISN’T LIKE YOU, JANE S! I THINK SOMEONE MUST HAVE HACKED INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND IS IMPERSONATING YOU ONLINE!
JANE, ARE YOU OK? PLEASE BLINK ONCE FOR NO AND TWICE FOR YES! JANE S! HELLO, HELLO THERE, JANE S! JANE, CAN YOU HEAR ME? IT’S ME, DON’T YOU RECOGNIZE MY VOICE? I’M RANDY D! JUST HOLD ON, DARLING; I’LL BE THERE AS QUICKLY AS I CAN!
(GRRRRRRRRR, THAT DANGED AUSSIE!)
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