For instance, in my case, I swore to the following:
Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, all members of the public who are attending this hearing, and especially the team of esteemed prosecuting attorneys, I personally had no direct involvement in nor any direct knowledge of a plot to sabotage that particular shipment of Vegemite that was being sent from Australia to the US on that particular day aboard that specific freighter, and it is my unwavering position that any person or persons who claim otherwise are vengeful, envious, and hate-filled liars. Grrrrrrrr.
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Shhhhh! Keep it down, would you? I listed you as one of my many character witnesses. Speaking out of turn like that might confuse the jurors. Grrr. (Cough, cough.)
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Art Lover 