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Think President Biden is lacking in mental acuity? Think again.

Biden used this line at the Gridiron Club dinner on Saturday night, and at a private event more recently.

“Just the other day a defeated-looking man came up to me and said, ‘Mr. President, I have crushing debt, and I’m completely wiped out,’” Biden said. “And I had to look at him and say, ‘Donald, I’m sorry. I can’t help you.’”

Posted - March 22

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  • 10985

    Bet that will cut Trump like a knife because deep down inside he knows he has been defeated and he is drowning in debt. The Biden campaign has lots of campaign cash and they are making some good ads. But Trump has very little campaign cash because he blew his war chest on legal fee’s. Cheers!

      March 22, 2024 8:51 AM MDT
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  • 3494
    What I can't understand is why his followers, most of whom are not in the "rich" category, are still sending him money.  
      March 22, 2024 9:13 AM MDT
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  • 10985

    I was just thinking that Biden should of taken his new line a step further. When Trump talks about a man walking up to him it is always – a big man – a strong man with tears in his eyes. Biden couldn’t use the words “a strong man” because that would make it unbelievable. But he could say – the other day a defeated looking man came up to me – he was a big man – a wide man with tears in his eyes. And he said Mr. President, I have crushing debt, and I’m completely wiped out. Cheers and happy weekend!

      March 22, 2024 9:14 AM MDT
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  • 33880
    You are assuming someone else did not write the line for him. 

    They are pumping that poor man with so many drugs it should be illegal. Likely Adderall.  
      March 22, 2024 10:45 AM MDT
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  • 3494
    I'm not making any such assumption.  In fact I'm sure someone else did write those lines, but he was the one, on both occasions, that spoke them.  You all contend that he can't even properly read what is prepared for him.  Well, he got this one right - TWICE.
      March 22, 2024 11:21 AM MDT
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  • 33880
    Adderall....this is why his eyes get so black.  It is a side effect.  It is an ADHD drug and being used for Alzheimer’s now. 
      March 23, 2024 7:08 AM MDT
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  • 10769
    Trump has all the signs of substance abuse. Agitation, sweating, sniffing, slurred speech, rage tweeting in the middle of the night.  I'm not hearing that on CNN. It's my own observation.  But, since I'm not a medical professional, I don't go around accusing him of it.
      March 23, 2024 8:15 AM MDT
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  • 33880
    Biden:
    Agitation â– 
    sweating â–  (thats why he is at the beach so much)
    sniffing â–  (he sniffs kids all the time)
    slurred speech â– 
    rage tweeting in the middle of the nigh â–¡ (Biden not up past 7:00p most nights) 
      March 26, 2024 7:00 AM MDT
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  • 10769
    Maybe Trump should try that instead of whatever he is on now - he's almost incoherent. 
      March 22, 2024 8:54 PM MDT
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  • 10985

    I was thinking he needs anti hallucinations drugs because if you watch his hands well he is giving a speech it looks like he thinks he is playing an invisible accordion. Cheers and happy weekend!

    This post was edited by Nanoose at March 23, 2024 7:40 AM MDT
      March 22, 2024 9:08 PM MDT
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  • 33880
    He makes perfect sense if you watch him and not the leftist soundbites and spin.
      March 23, 2024 6:50 AM MDT
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  • 3494
    No, he does NOT make perfect sense.
      March 23, 2024 7:41 AM MDT
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  • 33880
    Makes sense to me.   But of course I listen directly to him not parts played on MSM. 
      March 23, 2024 1:05 PM MDT
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  • 3494
    This makes sense?


    And this?


      March 23, 2024 1:49 PM MDT
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  • 33880
    Yes makes sense...the first one he is talking about the number of people attending his rallies....again  have to listen to the speech not just the soundbite where they cut the first part out. 
    The 2nd talking about how the electric windmills are not very green at all. 

    This post was edited by my2cents at March 23, 2024 2:30 PM MDT
      March 23, 2024 2:19 PM MDT
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  • 3494
    I'd settle for him ending up in a cell for the criminally guilty.
      March 23, 2024 9:08 AM MDT
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  • 16647
    I believe "stable genius" is a typo. His Royal Orangeness is a stable genus. A stable is precisely where you'd expect to find a horse's a$$.

    I'm no fan of Biden either, frankly. A career politician and a stuffed shirt, and while he can be very much on the ball with a quip here and there (as was Reagan after his diagnosis of Alzheimer's, post-presidency he still made the occasional very funny observation), he's clearly slipping. Even then, he's preferable to the career criminal. King Log is always preferable to King Stork.

    The Constitution puts a minimum age limit of 35 on being POTUS. It's time to put a maximum on it as well, I suggest 70.
      March 24, 2024 1:33 AM MDT
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  • 3494
    I agree with you completely.  
      March 24, 2024 9:36 AM MDT
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  • 33880
    Joke worked for a few days. 

    Now with the merger of Truth and DWAC....Trump is now in the list of top 500 richest people in the world. 

    So the speech writer will have to come up with something else. 
      March 26, 2024 7:04 AM MDT
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  • 16647
    Until the share price crashes - and His Royal Orangeness is not legally permitted to sell his stake for at least six months. Truth Social has been running at a multimillion dollar loss, so it remains to be seen whether or not the devotion of his besotted worshippers stretches as far as their bank accounts when they're getting wiped out.
      March 28, 2024 10:38 PM MDT
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  • 33880
    We will have to wait and see.  I don't own any of the stocks. 
      March 29, 2024 5:37 AM MDT
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