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Rumors, rumors, rumors. Practically anyone could have chartered that plane.
It most likely did not happen at all (I have neither the need nor the desire to go to Minneapolis), but even if it did happen, it was pure coincidence. Grrrrrrrr.
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“Fighter jets?” Come on now, that’s the epitome of ridiculousness! No one would willingly shoot down loveable ol’ Randolph D Randall! Grrrrrrrrrrr.
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See, folks? Jane S cares about me so much that she wouldn’t even allow any harm to come to me, she couldn’t bear to let even a single hair on my head to be harmed. That’s true love right there, people!
First thing tomorrow morning, I’m going to file motions to dismiss each and every restraining order case she playfully filed against me. What a kidder she is, but what a lover too! A real gem!
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