Trump just announced that because of his new found wealth with his media merger he will be reimbursing all the patriots that sent donations to help pay his legle bills.
April Fools Trump would never do that. Cheers!
It took a couple of doobies to think that one up so I’m glad I fooled someone. Turned out the part about Trump having new found wealth could be an April fools joke too. Trump’s Media shares tumbled 24% today and they had dropped 6.1% Thursday. The whole thing was probably a Pump and Dump Scam. Trump pumped them but it looks like he missed dumping them at the right time. I think the same thing happened with his failed casino so he never learns. Cheers!
Yeah I threw the word "patriots" in there figuring it would make it sound more believable (Trump is always using that word). Cheers!