Why is the IRS threatening to audit me if I continue to come up with wild justifications for claiming tildes as tax write-offs? Arrrrrgh.

  (((((Shhhhhh!!!)))) The government monitors websites like this one all the time! Nobody outside of my secrecy council is supposed to know about the fleet of armored trucks that I commission. Whose side are you on anyway? Grrrrrrrr. 
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I'm thinking about the po tildes in that HOT truck for so many hours at a time.  Honestly, you don't need so much security with two armed guards no less. I hope you roll down the window from time to time and let them breathe. Po babies!!!
Nobody is going to steal your tildes, you must be afraid they will run off with some literature expert or somephen. 


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  You realize I had refrigeration units installed in the entire fleet of armored trucks, right? I love my babies as much as they love me.
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Awwww, you get the "Tilde Caregiver" award of the year!!!



This post was edited by . at April 21, 2024 6:11 PM MDT

 

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 But I always stick to the American version!

American English does not use tildes!

Oh wow! you are really sticking your neck out with that comment, he is very protective and sensitive about his precious tildes.

I like to tell it like it is!

You are so brave!!

At my age, what have I got to lose?

That remains to be seen now doesn't it.  Not sure what he will do now, probably cry a lot. 

:(

 

 Grrrrrrr.
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  Thank you. She’s dead to me now (well, at least temporarily;  women usually don’t stay cut out of my life for very long). Grrrrrrrrr.
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That's why you get so many restraining orders. 

 

  Word on the street is that at least one lady (she lives in Minneapolis and her name will remain unnamed here), is beginning to rethink having filed all of those frivolous and blatantly cruel restraining orders against me. She’s finally beginning to realize how much she really needs in her life and how many lustful episodes of nocturnal bliss she’ll enjoy with me once she rescinds those orders.

 “What was I thinking? This is Randy D we’re talking about here! I have to scratch and claw my way to the top of his lists now, but it will be worth it in my end. Grrrrrrr.”
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Believe it will be worth it in his end. 

 

  Try not to be envious: you’re listed on the rotation also.

  
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Sigh, yawn, big exhale. 

Rotation?   Neva, eva.


This post was edited by . at May 1, 2024 8:24 PM MDT

You are so scandalous!!!