What is your humorous list of things that Randolph D has saved you from having to do? (The guy is a saint!)

  I have proposed international legislation that removes all peanut butter from Australia under the stipulation that all Vegemite has to stay within the country. For some strange reason, most of the Australian authorities are against the idea, and it is stalled until they can be convinced. Details at 11. (Grrrrrrrr.)
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