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Commendably, Randolph D remains so focused on the tasks at hand! Can anything at all distract him?

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Posted - July 4
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  • 8214
    Oh yes, his wonderful life distracts him along with Jane and his constant pursuit of her. 
      July 4, 2024 2:07 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Pish posh, I don’t really pay her very much attention . . . hold on. One of the motion sensors I’ve placed around her place has just activated the automatic video cameras tracking her movements. I have to go and watch the footage live.


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      July 4, 2024 10:26 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Poor Jane, you are like fly paper in her life, leave the poor woman alone, although she certainly can take care of herself, as you recently found out.  lol
      July 5, 2024 8:11 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Wait, have you heard from her lately? What did she say, what topics did she bring up? Did my name get mentioned very often? Did she ask about me, did she ask how I’m doing? Is she planning to pull back on the restraining orders? Are there any plans for her to visit me here in San Diego? So many questions, so many questions.  Grrrrrrrr.

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      July 5, 2024 6:51 PM MDT
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  • 44608
    Too easy:

      July 4, 2024 4:32 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

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      July 4, 2024 10:22 PM MDT
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  • 16777
    Make a sammich and stand upwind. No Vegemite or mayo.
      July 5, 2024 4:12 AM MDT
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  • 11002
    Besides food? Maybe if somebody don't put a comma where he thinks it goes or don't use one of them hyphens he likes so much. He's a simple guy.

      July 5, 2024 6:06 AM MDT
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  • 3707
    Not just commas - any grammar faux pas.
      July 5, 2024 6:07 AM MDT
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  • 11002
    Yeah, them fox paws'll get him every time. 
      July 5, 2024 8:40 AM MDT
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  • 3707
    LOL ...
      July 5, 2024 8:42 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    You know how to torture him for sure.  Insulting one of his precious tildes will push his buttons as well. 
      July 5, 2024 8:16 AM MDT
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  • 11002
    Thanks for the tip!
      July 5, 2024 8:41 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    We are kindred spirits and need to work together whenever possible.  :  )
      July 5, 2024 9:18 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

     I know, right? (Wink,WINK.)


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      July 5, 2024 6:56 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    OMG, you got that ALL wrong.  Jane and I need to work together, you are NOT in the picture at all. at all. 
      July 6, 2024 6:04 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

     Folks, would you believe that I get this a lot? Woman A tries to make it seem as if I’m not the focus so that Woman B will hopefully lose interest, thereby leaving Woman A full access to me. I just intervene to convince them both that there’s always enough Randy Candy to go around. Patience, ladies, patience!


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      July 8, 2024 1:34 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      That’s. Not. Me! Grrrrrrrr. 


      Use a more accurate depiction of me for a change!


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      July 8, 2024 1:37 AM MDT
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  • 11002
    Okay, you asked for it. 

      July 8, 2024 5:19 AM MDT
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  • 53509

    Grrrrrrrrrr. That’s not me either. 

      July 8, 2024 10:28 AM MDT
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  • 11002
    Are you sure?

      July 8, 2024 11:14 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      That’s a bit more like it. Still not me, but more representative than the other ones. Loco por ti.
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      July 10, 2024 1:24 AM MDT
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