[Grrrrrr. ~]
What about the rest of us? What are we, chopped liver?
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Those are classics, they’re masterpieces! Do you know how much I paid for those things? I didn’t find them at just any old swap, or any old flea market, I went to the one down by the railroad tracks on the other side of the river, that’s how I know they’re good. I had to haggle for almost a full 30 seconds before the guy lowered his price!
(Some art critic you turned out to be! Grrrrrr.)