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Just like old times! At least you didn’t sell me out by cutting a deal and turning state’s evidence to save your own hide! Welcome back!
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In which city should I meet up with you? I have a Super Saver Gold card valid at most No-Tell Motels worldwide if you don’t want to be seen with me at your 5-star places.
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P. S. Don’t tell Jane. You know how she gets.
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Ah, I see. You want your Randy Candy at the luxury hotel! Good plan, I’ll be right there.
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Wait, that leaves me to be alone with Jane S. Won’t you get jealous (again)?
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Gee, seems like a perfect reason to use thosefake passports I set aside for emergencies . . . hmmm, will it be South America or the Mediterranean or Asia this time? Grrrrrrrrr.
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