Will the investigators believe that you donated thousands of dollars to Randy D without expecting any special favors from him in return?

Good for you Jane, there are so many needs in this world, homeless, abused animals, so many....

 

  Hey, wait, you told me I was special, you told me I’m not like all the other guys!  What gives?

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You're not like all the other guys and that's not a good thing.

lol, Jane you just keep getting better and better, you are so quick witted.

  > Ewwww, you can tell that money was not laundered, it's all dirty, not a clean bill among them. 

  Ahh, I see! The truth finally seeps out, you would prefer that I have the cash laundered, another illegal act all on its own. It’s just as I suspected, your so-called “sweet, kind, innocent, law-abiding lady” act was nothing more than wool to pull over the sheeps’ eyes. Good move. I knew you were my kind of dame all along.
  Get their guns and cover me while I bring the getaway car around to the front. This time tomorrow you and I will be in Rio de Janeiro laughing it up, Baby. Grrrrrrr.

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A lot of people like clean money.  True story: I have a daughter who used to iron her money. 

I'll be in Rio alright, laughing it up with my latest boy toy, who is definitely is not you.  This post was edited by Art Lover at August 22, 2024 8:30 PM MDT

You're learning how to set him straight.  Good job!

Hopefully one day he will just give up and leave me alone. 

  “Give up”??? I don’t even know what that means! You’re the same woman who said the other day that you thought I’m the type who blushes. You just need to get to know me a lot better on so many levels in order to enjoy the full essence of my being. I suggest we take a weekend trip together . . . 

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Not now...Not ever!!!!!

hahahaha Kuddos, sort of.  As I told Jane, there are so many needs in this world, we should all do our part to help, no matter how little.  Everything is appreciated to those who are in need.  Money isn't the only thing, you can give your time, that doesn't cost anything. 

Meanwhile, back at Randolph Enterprises Technologic Corporate Headquarters (R.E.T.C.H.), Randy D gives the following orders to his flunkies: “About that entire batch of peanut butter that was returned to us from Australia, rush it over to the lab and have it tested for Vegemite infiltration. Even though it appears each jar is sealed tight and has never been opened, those dastardly Aussies have all kinds of tricks up their sleeves. Come to think of it, they may have even sprinkled Vegemite dust all over the outsides of the jars without opening any, check them every way possible! Stat! Grrrrrrrr.”
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