Humorous answers like Fade to Greyhound by Visage or Puppy Don't Preach by Madogga are encouraged, but I won't disqualify serious answers like You Can Call Me Al by Paul simon either:
"Bonedigger, bonedigger, dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well lit door
Mister Beerbelly, Beerbelly, get these mutts away from me
I don't find this stuff amusing any more"