Just step into his . . . er, um . . . his “warehouse”, and stroll leisurely through the merchandise to find what suits you best. Take your time, there’s no need to rush, take all the time you want and pay no attention to any strange uttering you hear from the outer cells storage bays. (By the way, just like we agreed, you didn’t tell anyone you’d be here, right? It’ll be our little secret. Shhhh.)
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It’s a view of one of the entrances to the sub-basement from the inside looking out. That’s where all the goods are stored.
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Go ahead and descend the steps, I’ll be right behind you.
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You know how it is: Randy D has it all!
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Yessssssssss!
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Somehow, I doubt you meet the main requirement for joining my band of volunteers. (Cough, cough.)
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All of them are welcome as there is a purpose that each one can fulfill.
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Every item in my inventory is legitimate! There’s even a special this week on the Restraining Order Evasion Kits . . . oh, wait. Wrong audience. Grrrrrrrr.
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Art Lover 