Teardrops on my Guitar (country song) Our Song (country song) Picture to Burn (country song) I knew you were trouble when you walked in We are never ever ever getting back together Bad Blood Shake it Off
Welby's malapropism reminds me it was quite a while before I twigged that Jimi Hendrix wanted "to kiss the sky", not a bloke!
And a friend confessed he was baffled why Police were signing about the TV news-reader Sue Lawley... until he realised it was "so lonely".
While back in the Swifti epoch, my nickname for Dua Lipa is "Two Beers". Why? Move the letter "L" to the other side of the space. And no, I would not know any of her warblings either.
Does it make a difference to Tommy and Gina if they're naked or not? That's not a Malaprop, it's a Mondegreen. Imagine my horror when I heard my daughter, then 11, blithely carolling along with Robbie Williams: "I've got the d**k, gonna stick it in the girl" (I've got the gift, gonna stick it in the goal)
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