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You rang?
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Wait, what? You’re going to make me chase you, I see. You’re not trying to escape, are you?
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Your Honor, the defense team for Mr. Randolph enters into evidence Exhibit A, the plaintiff’s own posting of this photograph, flaunted shamelessly in front of our client, a medically-diagnosed “horn dog”! We contend that this blatant flirtatiousness flies controversially damaging to our client for the mixed message it sends by the very woman who files restraining orders as punishment for Mr. Randolph’s inane urges that are completely human and not easily tamed. Were it not for the outrageous “come hither” enticements thrown at him, Mr. Randolph’s burgeoning lust would not drive him to pursue the yearnings of his loins. The plaintiff eggs him on, hooks him through the nose, draws him in, and dangles her goods before him. As she boils the blood in his veins on one day, she’s renewing a string of endless court actions against him the next day.
The defense moves for dismissal of the baseless and slanderous filing, an application for a restraining order that is without merit due to the brazen acts of the accuser! Harumpf!
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At least agree to reduce the physical boundary from 1,000 yards to 50 feet! Do you know how much of a difference that makes watching you with a pair of binoculars? Do you care? Give a guy a chance, won’t you? Grrrrrr.
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Please disregard that light plane making countless circles approximately 1100 yards above your residential area, pay no attention to it at all; it DOES NOT have Randy D aboard it in violation of any court order. Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Perhaps he’s under the tutelage of my2cents. (Shrug.)
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