Hey, wait! You haven’t heard about my “character witness incentive offer“ yet! Sure, she may sound confident and bold, that’s just the psychosis speaking. Pay her no mind as you accept this small token of my appreciation . . .
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“Employment” is such an official (and therefore legally binding word). We here at Randall Industries prefer the term “eagerly voluntary servitude”. (Cough, cough.)
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Wrong vault, Mate. Tildes get top security treatment.
Mere money is relegated to normal security measures.
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No, that‘s what is on the coins. The bills are regular, everyday currency.
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Shhhh! Not out loud! Once I scam these dweebs, generate profits, there will be enough cabbage for me to funnel some of it in your direction. Just don’t spill the beans and you’ll be rolling down Easy Street. Mum’s the word.
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Art Lover 