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What is the most HILARIOUS CLEAN JOKE you've ever heard? Wouldja care to share it? If so wouldja?

Posted - November 11, 2016
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  • 13395
    A couple of guys are out hunting when one of them collapses falling to the ground.  He is not breathing and his eyes are glazed. His buddy dials 9-1-1 and reports "I thing my hunting buddy might have just died!".
    Operator says "ok just calm down;; can you make sure he's dead".
    A loud bang is heard ..
    Guy comes back on the phone and says "ok now what"?

      November 11, 2016 9:32 AM MST
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  • 113301
     That is too funnee hunnee. I mean it's awful and terrible but funny as he**! I guess that would be called "dark" humor, right? Thank you for your reply Kg and Happy Saturday to thee! I'm gonna try to remember it. I usually screw up punchlines! :)
      November 12, 2016 1:51 AM MST
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  • 6988
    Hillary is so , uh, unattractive, she has to put a bottle of Viagra outside in the bushes for her stalkers. 
      November 11, 2016 11:38 AM MST
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  • 113301
    This is the best you can do? Thank you for your reply. This post was edited by RosieG at November 12, 2016 1:51 AM MST
      November 12, 2016 1:49 AM MST
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