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It's official now...the trump one the election...does that mean I get to now blame everything on it?

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Posted - Wed at 7:11 PM

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  • 3677
    "won" not "one"















    o\
      November 6, 2024 10:00 PM MST
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  • 44592
    winned.
      November 7, 2024 7:43 AM MST
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  • 11086

    Yep. Like when you walk down the street and see people dressed in wrinkly poorly tailored cheep blue suits that are accessorized with ridiculously long red ties – Trumps fault.

    You go to the club and see people dancing with no rhythm and no leg movement – Trump’s fault.

    You visit a school and notice that there are only 2 books - Alternative History and Rusty Bed Springs by I. P. Nightly – Trumps fault.

    You visit the school shop and notice that most of the students are missing fingers because the school couldn’t afford to hire qualified teachers because of drastic budget cuts – Trumps fault.

    You buy a new car and as you are driving it home the steering wheel falls off because the lock nut was made at a non union shop – Trumps fault.

    Your car with no steering wheel crashes into a hospital parking lot and you narrowly mis hitting dozens of woman having miscarriages and bleeding out in the parking lot – Trumps fault.

    You take a cab home so that you can get your pension check so you can fix your steering wheel but it didn’t arrive because of cuts to social security – Trumps fault.

    I could go on and on but the bongo music is calling me. Cheers!

     

     

     

     

     

    This post was edited by Nanoose at November 7, 2024 7:42 AM MST
      November 7, 2024 7:25 AM MST
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  • 10617
    Sure, that's what he did.  While you're at it ...
    - If your friends get caught doing something wrong (especially if you told them to do it) quickly disavow ever knowing them.
    - Make sure that every day you throw at least one person under the bus. 
      November 7, 2024 8:09 AM MST
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