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It's official now...the trump one the election...does that mean I get to now blame everything on it?

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Posted - November 6

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  • 3698
    "won" not "one"















    o\
      November 6, 2024 10:00 PM MST
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  • 44600
    winned.
      November 7, 2024 7:43 AM MST
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  • 11100

    Yep. Like when you walk down the street and see people dressed in wrinkly poorly tailored cheep blue suits that are accessorized with ridiculously long red ties – Trumps fault.

    You go to the club and see people dancing with no rhythm and no leg movement – Trump’s fault.

    You visit a school and notice that there are only 2 books - Alternative History and Rusty Bed Springs by I. P. Nightly – Trumps fault.

    You visit the school shop and notice that most of the students are missing fingers because the school couldn’t afford to hire qualified teachers because of drastic budget cuts – Trumps fault.

    You buy a new car and as you are driving it home the steering wheel falls off because the lock nut was made at a non union shop – Trumps fault.

    Your car with no steering wheel crashes into a hospital parking lot and you narrowly mis hitting dozens of woman having miscarriages and bleeding out in the parking lot – Trumps fault.

    You take a cab home so that you can get your pension check so you can fix your steering wheel but it didn’t arrive because of cuts to social security – Trumps fault.

    I could go on and on but the bongo music is calling me. Cheers!

     

     

     

     

     

    This post was edited by Nanoose at November 13, 2024 9:58 AM MST
      November 7, 2024 7:25 AM MST
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  • 10629
    Sure, that's what he did.  While you're at it ...
    - If your friends get caught doing something wrong (especially if you told them to do it) quickly disavow ever knowing them.
    - Make sure that every day you throw at least one person under the bus. 
      November 7, 2024 8:09 AM MST
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  • 16762
    The sharp drop in international respect for America can certainly be blamed on that. Given the fustercluck that his first term was, we're just aghast that you could do that to yourselves again. COVID-24, anyone? This post was edited by Slartibartfast at November 12, 2024 8:21 AM MST
      November 8, 2024 2:52 AM MST
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  • 34239
    Are you implying that Covid 19 was man made and planned?   Let's get Fauci's trial going. 
      November 12, 2024 4:46 AM MST
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  • 16762
    I'm STATING (not implying) that His Royal Orangeness didn't take it seriously until far too late. Millions of needless deaths resulted.
      November 12, 2024 3:39 PM MST
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  • 34239
    We have been through this.  He took steps to stop it before Fauci and co told him.  And the rest of the time he had Fauci his ear.  Trump but travel ban in Feb 2020, got everything Fauci said they needed.

    Needless deaths are still accuring as a result of the clot shot.  This post was edited by my2cents at November 12, 2024 5:22 PM MST
      November 12, 2024 5:17 PM MST
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  • 34239
    Nope, not until he is sworn in.  Until then we have to take it by issue. 
      November 12, 2024 4:48 AM MST
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