“Document your case against Randy D," they said. "It will be easy, it won't take too long," they said. What did I get myself into? Grrrr.

  Thank you! I’ve been trying to get this point across in dozens of courtrooms for almost an entire decade! You put it much better than I could have. I’d like to hire you as sort of a spokesperson for me.

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  Hold on! You’re turning down a great opportunity here without even hearing about the great  perks that go along with the job. There’s a rather large and rather attractive compensation package, I can meet with you privately to present it to you . . .

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   I like to keep things above board, on the up and up, very neat and tidy. I happen to have a reputation that I need to uphold, you know.  (Cough, cough.)

((((I’ll have my driver pick you up and whisk you away for the weekend to my private villa at the outskirts of town. Don’t tell anyone about this, you know how jealous some women get.))))

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