Why?
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But wait, Sweetie! How are we expected to smooch? Open up!
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I already brought it up once this week on another post of yours; I wouldn’t want a second incidence so soon. That’s so stalky, it’s just not me.
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You already know I show you favoritism, don’t you, Baby?
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I had to take the deal. They cut my sentence time down to only 30 days in custody and threw in conjugal visits!
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