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You know, I think you may have something there!
How does the Jane S. Memorial Wing of the Municipal Courthouse sound? You’ve generated so much business for them, the least they could do is honor you accordingly. Grrrrrrrr.
*The Memorial part of it brings its own set of uncomfortable rationalizations, but if you’re interested in recognition more timely than after your demise, Randolph Amalgamated Worldwide (R.A.W.) has a variety of accolades it can bestow upon you, if you play your cards right. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
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Oh!
(Sigh.) Ok, I guess I’ll have to muddle through without you. We could have made such a great team together, though. Naming someone else will be difficult. Please don’t be bitter about it.
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Oops! We all know what that means!
(I’ll be right over.)
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