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The authorities investigating Randy D have found out that you were one of his known associates. How much trouble are you in based on that?

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Posted - Wed at 2:43 PM
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  • 17145
    None. I'll sing like a canary and cop a plea deal.
      March 26, 2025 5:10 PM MDT
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  • 53716

     

     Being so far away in Australia, I doubt you have any truly actionable information that could harm me, but if you did, I’d just notify the people at the Vegemite Lobbying Consortium of the photographs and videos I have of you secretly enjoying peanut butter sandwiches over at the American Embassy lunchroom. 

      Slart? Hello, Slart? Are you still there? Slart, old buddy, old pal, old mate of mine, hellllllllo? Gee, I don’t know where he went. He was so eager to spill his guts a moment ago . . .
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      March 29, 2025 7:28 PM MDT
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  • 17145
    Spilling my guts? I'll be right there once I finish HEAVING my guts due to the PB sandwiches you force fed me with after kidnapping me and chaining me to a chair in the American embassy,

    This post was edited by Slartibartfast at March 29, 2025 7:46 PM MDT
      March 29, 2025 7:37 PM MDT
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  • 53716

     

      A kindly, benevolent, loving guy like me, kidnapping someone and holding them against their will, coercing them to submit to acts they find unpleasant or untoward? I am SHOCKED, sir, shocked and absolutely floored that you could confuse me for some villainous scoundrel who victimizes people and takes advantage of them! I thought you knew me better than that! I’ve never been that guy! Grrrrrrrrr.
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      March 29, 2025 7:45 PM MDT
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