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Nanoose

What do you get a dictator for their birthday?

A 79 million dollar military parade that's what.

Trump is planning a military parade through Washington DC to take place on his 79th birthday in June.
Cheers!

Posted - April 7
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  • 4384
    Kim Vlad Trump has no problem spending millions of dollars on a parade for his birthday while cutting jobs and funding for medical research and other necessary things.  Just get him a double cheeseburger and put a candle on top.  
      April 8, 2025 7:15 AM MDT
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  • 11525

    Well because of the crappy job Trump has been doing he doesn't deserve a double cheeseburger and candle. One of these would be more appropriate and cheaper. Cheers! 


      April 8, 2025 8:34 AM MDT
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  • 10825
    A revolution.   
      April 8, 2025 9:20 AM MDT
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  • 11525

    Look whats happening out in the streets. Got a revolution – got to revolution. Cheers!

      April 8, 2025 9:53 AM MDT
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  • 17197
    Or civil war
      April 8, 2025 5:53 PM MDT
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  • 11615
    Hope he's not too busy golfing to attend the parade.
      April 8, 2025 6:26 PM MDT
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  • 8298
    A mirror.
      April 8, 2025 8:20 PM MDT
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  • 11525

    Yeah his orange makeup does look pretty blotchy sometimes. Maybe a mirror with electric lights on it would be good. Cheers!   


    This post was edited by Nanoose at April 9, 2025 3:21 PM MDT
      April 9, 2025 8:29 AM MDT
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  • 236
    A new wooden cross and white hood set. 
      April 9, 2025 1:46 AM MDT
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