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Wait, she not only made a sandwich for me, she made a great one! Should I marry her?





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Posted - November 12, 2016
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  • 11015
    Ask your wife.
      November 12, 2016 6:42 AM MST
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  • 53509
    I moved the entire family to Utah over a month ago just for that purpose. I plan to make room for you too in the harem. I believe I'll assign you every other Wednesday as your night. (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.)

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      November 12, 2016 6:44 AM MST
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  • 11015
    You don't really think I'll make you a sandwich every other Wednesday, do you? Dreamer!
      November 12, 2016 10:26 AM MST
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  • 53509
    The 14-day respite was more than generous in light of the rest you'll need for every 14th night, if you know what I mean. Remember, I'm a lot younger than you are, and my stamina may wear you out more than you're accustomed to. Why do you think I'm going for the polygamy angle anyway?  All this energy of mine being expended on one woman?  That's cruelty!  You ladies need time to recuperate, I'm just being considerate, that's the ticket. 

    Don't worry, though; your nocturnal funtime isn't dependent on you making the sandwich.  I'll still visit you when it's your turn. (Quit being so impatient.)




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      November 12, 2016 10:50 AM MST
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  • 11015
    You're not getting a sandwich and you sure as heck aren't getting any 'wink, wink, nudge, nudge'. This marriage is over before it began!
      November 13, 2016 4:00 AM MST
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  • 53509
    But Baby, you haven't even given it a chance!  Don't let it die before it even begins!
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      November 13, 2016 6:50 AM MST
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  • 46117
    That's disgusting- looking.  No wonder you stick up for Trump and hate Hillary.   You make bad decisions based on your clogged circulatory system.

    You have clogged arteries and, therefore, your brain suffers.   No one in their right mind looks at that picture and wants to bite into THAT.

    Plus, further proof of your non copus mentas, is the fact that you cannot make this cardboard, grease, dead- meat combo yourself.

    Do you have a toaster and some cheese and some hamburger?  And a frying pan and a stove?  Some Wonder Bread?


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at November 12, 2016 6:52 AM MST
      November 12, 2016 6:47 AM MST
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  • 53509
    Jealous. You know, she'll make a sandwich for you too. Just tell her how you like them, even a vegan one. 

    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at November 12, 2016 6:53 AM MST
      November 12, 2016 6:53 AM MST
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  • 46117
    I make my own and I am not getting married.
      November 13, 2016 8:23 PM MST
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  • 53509
    Then make an extra one for me.  Show that you care, don't just say it.
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      November 14, 2016 12:13 AM MST
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  • 46117
    I am a giver.  Especially of sandwich.  No problema.
      November 14, 2016 12:15 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Grilled cheese, I see.. Did she return back to you..?

      November 12, 2016 7:13 AM MST
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  • 53509
    No, not yet. I think it will probably be one of those romances that pick up again when we're both in our 80s. 




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      November 12, 2016 9:06 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Oomph. I had hoped seeing her back again soon.
      November 12, 2016 9:13 AM MST
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  • 53509
    It's been months since she last spent time with us here.  Hmmmm, I wonder what she could be up to all this time  I hope she's not in any trouble . . .

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      November 12, 2016 9:26 AM MST
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  • 17261
    She will have fun with the other EPeeps at Similar Worlds.
      November 12, 2016 9:29 AM MST
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  • 53509
    Er, um, if the drawing above is accurate, she's clearly been having fun over there. 
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      November 12, 2016 9:31 AM MST
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  • 17261
    I doubt that's what's keeping her.
      November 12, 2016 9:49 AM MST
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  • 53509
    Maybe she feels ashamed to face me.

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      November 12, 2016 10:01 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Nah, they will be more fun than us. Maybe even more drama. 
      November 12, 2016 10:07 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Yes marry her to be sure you can get dessert as well.
      November 12, 2016 9:31 AM MST
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  • 53509
    P
      November 12, 2016 9:33 AM MST
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  • 1615
    You better before someone else grabs her.
      November 12, 2016 12:11 PM MST
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  • 1523
    Probably
      November 12, 2016 3:47 PM MST
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