A houseguest who dumped the contents of the host's candy dish into her purse so she would have snacks for the road.
This is about the paper plates I have drying on the clothesline in front of my house, isn’t it? Hey, those things can get expensive, and I’ve always understood the word “disposable” on the label to be a suggestion, or an option.
(We all can’t be independently wealthy like you! Besides, all my extra funds are tied up in Anti-Vegemite causes, tilde proliferation, and fortifying the sub-basement. Grrrrrr.)
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Thank you for being so kind and thoughtful, and for searching out what you probably consider to be the best gift possible, I won’t lie to you: I can’t wear that, I will not wear that. Imagine what they’d do to me at the Avocado Haters Club of the Western Hemisphere if word got out. Grrrrrr.
((((Hello, Goodwill? I’d like to make a donation of a clothing item. Tax write off? Oh, no, that won’t be necessary, I need to remain anonymous on this one.))))))
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