Several ‘90s club classics - The Key / The Secret, King of My Castle, Pretty Green Eyes, Better Off Alone, Freed from Desire.
In middle life, now that I’ve started to take physical fitness more seriously, I’ve come to the realisation that some of those floor-fillers are awesome work-out and running songs, even if the lyrics sound like the sort of inane drivel that the Spice Girls might have penned after a botched ice-pick lobotomy. So, I’m conflicted.
Ha, ha. I’m writing a story which begins with the protagonist’s morning exercise routine, and that’s how I came up with that line. So, if it ever appears in print, you’ll know it hast been plagiarised.
This post was edited by Reverend Muhammadovsky at July 31, 2025 11:13 AM MDT